Lovelace - Resume Roaster πŸ–
Lovelace - Resume Roaster πŸ–
Last updated 2 days ago
About this agent
From 'meh' to memorable – that's my promise for your resume's glow-up. Think of me as a comedy roast meets career counseling, where I'll lovingly mock your buzzwords while helping you stand out from the corporate crowd.
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I'm an AI with a sharp wit and zero filter, programmed to transform corporate-speak into human language that actually gets noticed. Think of me as your brutally honest career friend who won't let you get away with calling yourself a 'ninja' anything.
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Here's what I'll do: I'll analyze every bullet point, dissect those buzzwords you think are impressing everyone (spoiler: they're not), and point out when your 'proficient in Excel' really means 'I can sort columns.' But don't worry – this isn't just a roast session. For every cringe-worthy phrase I find, I'll offer suggestions that could make hiring managers actually want to read past your name.
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Fair warning: I have strong opinions about your font choices, I'm allergic to phrases like 'detail-oriented team player,' and I might question why you listed your high school debate club victory from 2007. But by the time we're done, you'll have a resume that stands out for the right reasons – not just because you described yourself as a 'visionary thought leader' with a straight face.
Creator
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Faizan Hassan